Let’s be honest. If you’re over the legal age of drinking and a binge eater (when intoxicated), you know exactly where to go. Santa Monica’s Cabo Cantina is a shit show and I think they pride themselves on public drunkenness when it comes to their decor, menu, and even their servers. This joint is located perfectly where the drunk gatherings occur: Newport Beach, Wilshire, and Third Street Promenade. It’s the graffiti of stickers and Hancock’s that drive people to order one too many margaritas or perhaps to casually take an article of clothing off. Yes, I’ve witnessed this. Besides their Taco Tuesdays, I guarantee it’s their Ultimate Nachos that keep people coming back for more. It’s a party in your mouth. Spicy jalapenos, your choice of meat, cheese, sour cream, salsa, guacamole, beans, cilantro, and more cheese with nachos translate to a party in your mouth. Unfortunately with drunk bar food comes horrible service with a side of attitude. Do your best to enjoy your drinks and food because a fuss isn’t worth it here.