The Oral Truth

Here are a few quotes that I live by. A few inspire me, but they all make me hungry.

To me, a life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. – Anthony Bourdain

Mosquitos remind us that we’re not as high up on the food chain as we think.

You don’t sew with a fork so I don’t see no reason to eat with sewing needles.  – Miss Piggy on Chinese food

If you’re happy, you eat. If you’re sad, you eat. You lose your job, you eat. You get a job, you eat.

I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

The Italians were eating with forks when the French were still eating each other. – Mario Batali 

If this is the rapture, please take me now. – Adam Richman before he devours meat

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around.

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.

Mangia che ti passa (eat and it will be over, you’ll feel better).

A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz. – Humphrey Bogart

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. – Kafka


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